UM, YOU COULD BE DRIVING THE WIENERMOBILE!
Written by Ballzer on January 7, 2020
Oscar Mayer is looking for new drivers for the Wienermobile! This is your chance to fulfill that life long dream of rolling down the highway in a hot dog.
“Have you always dreamed of working with hot dogs? Well, look no further. All of your hot dog dreams just came true. We could say ‘drivers wanted,’ but what we really mean is WIENERMOBILE navigators ready to deliver unlimited joy to thousands of people every single day.”
Click here to apply now and start living your best life!
Fine print: they’re looking for graduating college seniors… so good thing I read that before I quit the show 😉
Feature image: Diane Bondareff/AP Images for Oscar Mayer